The only acceptable response upon being told that a King of the Sheep competition has been rigged
> Ted: This competition is a sham and a fraud and a...sham!
> Judge: What?! How dare you!
> Ted: There's been a deliberate and scurrilous attempt to sabotage this high-profile sheep competition - and those responsible are in this very room. Giant Reed and Hud Hastings!
> Spectator: Fuckin' hell!