| 单词 | Ape Wellington |
| 释义 | Ape Wellington1. (n.) The ape whom once conquered hot-air-ballooning, as only man had previously done. 2. (v.) The act of, upon ejaculating into a woman of ill-repute, jamming as many bananas as possible into her vagina. The man then whips out a spoon, takes a scoop, and offers the woman a serving of the mashed bananas. She then declines, and runs from the room screaming. The man then consumes the spoonful, takes his briefcase, and leaves. > "God Bless that Ape Wellington for showing us all that extremely boring balloon flight is possible!" > - or - > Friend: "Do you smell bananas?" > Woman: "No." > - or - > Woman: "Have you found the problem?" > OBGYN: "No, but this here is delicious." > - or - > Tickles Brick Tickles: "Honey! Come back! I thought you would enjoy it!" > Woman: "Why?" > Tickles Brick Tickles: "At least your twat doesn't smell like fish." > - or - > Ape: "Wunhh wunhh wooo wooo!" > Woman (to self): "O, why did I ever have sex with an ape? He has no idea what goes where!" |
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