One who "noodles".
Noodling is defined as:
A.Being unable to maintain an erection while with a female and having consumed less then 7 beers.
B.Bitching out on things.
> A. "Dude last night when i was with Lisa, i totally noodled. Im a complete noodler."
> B "Yo is brian still coming to the concert?"
> "No dude hes going to bed."
> "What a fuckin noodler"