| 单词 | touching cloth |
| 释义 | touching clothwhen the turtle head of ones faeces pretudes to the extent that it touches the cloth which comprises ones underwear. A crude expression with a mighty impact. > -"I am ever so glad i wore baggy boxer shorts today". > -"really egbert why is that". > -well humbert to be quite frank i am touching cloth. > -oh you are desperate to empty your bowels and are finding it hard to keep the turtles head under reigns. > -quite, and now i am afraid the turtles head has broken through my anal gates and is causing one great discomfort. > -i see, well it is lucky you are wearing spacious boxer shorts for if you were wearing y fronts the turtle may have been crushed resulting in a mess in ones pants. > -never mind i am starting to quite enjoy the sensation it is similar to when you insert your penis through my cheeks to the brown. > -oh well i dont know why you are complaining in that case it would be more like a terrapin head as my penis is terribly small due to the inbred nature of my family. > -dont beat yourself up you make up for it with your 11 fingers. |
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