The bocal/crook (pipe) and reed of a bassoon put into a trombone... Played with tight tight embrochure sounds like a beautiful medival thing, with loose embrouchure like a strangled elephant
Also called a [babone]
> Uncultured Freak:Huh? whats a bassoon?
> Popular, smart bassoonist:(uncultured freaks) Its like a big oboe.
> Uncultured Freak: whats and oboe
> Trombonist: its like a clarinet.
> Drummer: whats a clarinet
> Bassoonist: LOOK the Bassoon is a cool woodwind instrument that to uncultured freaks vagely resembles a bong
> Uncultured Freak: Oh i know what that is
> Bassoonist: I play tromboon
> Uncultured Freak: whats that